Hey my lovers, my new subscribers, my intending subscribers. I hope life’s treating you good. Okay, so yes I owe y’all an apology and a confession. This is the first post of the week, and it really shouldn’t be. But the honest truth is… I lost my eyes. 😂(I know, the irony of having eye issues while writing about someone almost losing their cornea isn’t lost on me.)
Not lost lost — glasses, broke. Eyes, hurting. So I’ve been staying away from the screen. But I can’t do that for too long now, can I? I have lovers to love, and confessions to make. So here I am. And I come bearing gifts.
Let’s see what our culprit for the week has to say 👀👇🏽
It was Valentine’s Day.
I decided I was going to give a girl I liked these little chocolate cup snacks. I planned to stop by her class to share them, but I was too shy to walk past all her classmates and give the gifts in public. So I decided to wait till after school.
I anxiously waited in class, eyes darting between the clock ticking ever so slowly and the bus where I’d meet her. Closing time finally arrived, but the teacher was feeling extra educationey and didn’t release us, even after the final bell.
When we were finally done, her bus started to leave. I panicked. Then, without thinking, I sprinted out of the classroom to catch her but the bus was still moving. It wasn’t going to stop for me, so I initiated plan B.
I yelled her name, grabbed a fistful of the snacks and YEETED them as hard as I could through the window.
I recognised my foolishness immediately the snacks left my hand to sail in the air. Most of them hit the bus uselessly, a few managed to get through the window, and a couple, moving at Mach 3, hit her square in the eye and almost destroyed her cornea.
I heard her “OWWW!” over the bus noise and the chaos of passengers scrambling for free snacks. I still cringe at the memory to this day.
Trust me, hun we’re all cringing just reading this. 😭I can’t even imagine being the victim. I’m very curious though, did she ever say anything to you after that? 👀
This story could easily make the list of worst valentine’s day stories, no cap. Look at this as well: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/family/relationships/valentines-day-disasters
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